North Korean fight

North Korea has finally thrown the first punch to the United States. On Sunday March 31 crew members on a north Korean battle destroyer pulled into Pearl Harbor launching Bags of half eaten sandwiches and raw fish. This pollution comes as a big blow to Pearl Harbor attracting Hundreds of Seagulls and other scavenger birds. these birds have pooped all over the roads causing multiple low speed collisions on local roads. No one has died yet from these horrific slow bangs but its only a matter of time until someone gets a bruise. The United States has already released details for their retaliation. Plans for launching homeless people into North Korean boarders has already been put into action in hopes for raising the population there so much that even the soldiers wont be able to find jobs. One thing is certain though. this is going to be a horrible blood shedding war.