2013 The horrible truth

Assuming the world wont end on December 21 2012 their will be a 2013. The year 2013 is in for a surprise that will knock everyone's socks off and make them sit down. Resent NASA scientists have been studying a possibility that seems that just may be a probability. They believe that sometime in early within this next year that I will eat a sandwich. Many of them are uncertain which type of sandwich it may be but most likely choices range from peanut butter and jelly to ham and cheese. They have decided to not rule out any strange combinations do to my out going personality so they have assigned an entire section of their staff just to look into the strange combinations. Now those combinations range from a living cat between two buns to the school grilled cheeses. One of these daring scientists went as far as to actually try one of these but was soon hospitalized after taking a bite of his entire cow sandwich. doctors quickly pumped his stomach and this unsung hero was soon back to work. No one can really be sure what type of sandwich it will be. We can all hope though that it will be delicious.